A Heartbreaker Right From The Start

I wanted you to know.

Today, I went to the saloon, cut the hair like the way it was when I first met you.

It felt like everything has gone back in time. Of cause, it was just a sheer simulation, a wishful thought, but it felt right, cozy. I was still the college kid back then who was eager for a driving license, and you were still the girl who studies next door down the hallway.

I wanted you to know, the hallway we walked together after our classes, the brief conversation we exchanged along the way, were the things that I used to live for everyday in my life.

The day you left, a lil part of me died. I can no longer be as cheerful as I used to be. But to tell you the truth, some part of me will always live for the traces you left behind. I open up the closet, I see you wiping your mouth with every single piece of my clothes. It doesn't feel right anymore when the coffee is void of melt chocolate.

Everytime when all these memories rekindled, I cant help but to feel an uplift on my cheek. And at the same time, it cracks a lil bit inside because even after so long, these nice feelings can still somewhat find their relevance to you.

I wanted you to know, you used to mean the world to me, where I'd stop you right there and then to whisper I love you.

I wanted you to know, the day you decided to turn your back on me, you'll never again receive the kind of endearment that I could offer.

I wanted you to know, I will not and never want to rewrite this story with you. Let memories be memories. And if one day our roads happen to criss-cross, I hope the road you picked serve you just as great as mine.

Today, I went to the saloon, cut the hair like the way it was when I first met you.

Not because I missed you, but because I have finally found my solace and moved on to a happier place.

Note to all: I did not write this regarding anyone, but if u can find relevance to this post, then maybe, it was written for u.

If you truly love a person, set her free. If she comes back, she's yours. If she doesn't, maybe because she doesn't belong to you at the first place.

No, you'll probably fail

It's a very convenient consolation to offer one who is cynical about whatever he/she is doing.

'If others can do it, why can't you?'

Then you proceed to tell great tales of the greatest man in the world of history.

The Wright Brothers succeeded the world's first airplane. Bill Gates became one of the fewest great man in 20th century for his role in the computer revolution. Jimmy Choo evolved from an unknown shoemaker into the world's most renowned shoe designer.

Even an old like fart Yuichiro Miura has reached the summit of Mount Everest.

Inspiring, isn't it. I beg to differ.

For instance,

Can you do that?

Just because all these great exemplars have set these tremendous precedents in the past, doesn't mean they can be realised at anytime by just about anyone in this world. So let's put it this way.

'It's humanly possible, but it doesn't mean anyone can do it.'

Call me pessimistic, it's only a term for those who have true comprehension about the world.

Fcking dope

Search the soul

Lovers and Friends

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Lol wtf

Kick the Beise

15mins post

Been MIA coz my laptop broke down.

But because I have to live up to my own 'may the force be with you' theory

i wont whine about it.

im supposed to make the best out of what i have.

library comp and headphones that potentially ruin my mohawk.

right.



So I just had my first paper.

It was also the first paper that I actually finished w/o cheating.

a tremendous achievement i'd say

Never cheat in a place where you are unfamiliar w.

If you know what i mean.



There are so many shit I wanna talk about.

Like, how I've dated all 12 horoscopes except for the 2 horoscopes that im most compatible w

pisces and cancer (inspired by sean)

how the ugly cina ah lian who sat beside me in the library trying to fix her make up through the monitor screen

how i missed the london train but still got to board the latter train because i'm awesome

how i come to realise the difference between a pimp and a player


But I cant seem to squeeze out the time to blog about them.



sigh



Exams really fucked me over.

They are rapist in disguised who should be put into jail

fucking lame. i know

I miss eating my own cooked meal

miss taking the shower properly

miss looking good

miss drinking coffee and smoke cig w/o any mathematical thoughts in my head

and just stone......





honestly i havent really been giving 2 shits about my exams

until recently

i only have a grand total of one day to study each subject

if i failed w flying colours, i'd had it coming

but if it isn't so, i'm going to pamper myself w the resit money

challenge accepted



wish me luck guys, although i dont need it
cheers

Top 10 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Jesus

10. No one will kill you for not drinking Beer.


9. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.


8. Beer has never caused a major war.


7. They don't force Beer on minors who can't think for themselves.


6. When you have a Beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.


5. Nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of Beer.


4. You don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second Beer.


3. There are laws saying Beer labels can't lie to you.


2. You can prove you have a Beer.


1. If you've devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

Textbook wtf

Sometimes, I really do not know what the fuck is their problem.

I was reading the text book. And I've spent 10 minutes of my life just to understand this line.

The basic model assumes an atemporal one-shot choice in which consumer has to choose a consumption bundle subject to the goods having a clearly defined price per unit and there being a fixed income or budget available for the bundle.

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What the fuck are you talking about?!

And then after 10 minutes I've came to understand it.

And I had the biggest bitch slap of my life.

Do you know what they are trying to say??

No?

Hmmmm

You are about to get the biggest bitch slap of your life too.

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I don't get it.

Why put themselves through all the hassles when they can just say....

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Wait for it.....

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The goods must have a price

and the customers must have sufficient income for the purchase.

Short.

Easy.

Precise.

Seriously, why do you have to make my life so hard?

random

I'm changing my style of blogging.

You guys may ask why.

Good question.

Seriously, I do not know myself.

Will tell you why when I get the answer.

So anyway,

I just finished skyping w Jason.

That session lasted for 4 hours.

Sometimes, I feel like we are dating.

But in my defense, I do attract a lot of guys.

So pretty.

So today I went to the gym, to have my membership frozen for 2 weeks.

but they say

'Sorry, we don't do 2 weeks. We only do a full month.'

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Seriously? Not even for a pretty guy like this?

Fine.

Walked passed a supermarket.

Not that I need anything, but went in anyway.

Because I can.

=]

And something caught my eye.

If Sampat has a taste, it would be peanut butter jam.

Then I walked home.

Helped a stranger to carry the luggage upstairs.

Almost broke my back bone.

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Lit a cig, made some coffee

and just chill.

Skyped Jason to ask a very simple question.

But it dragged on to 4 hours.

Now I'm going off to work.

In an English bar.

Only as a glass collector, but I love my job.

Took pic w them customers here and there.

But they forgot to pay.

Love all these simplest moments in life

Love everything that you have

Instead of dwelling the stuff that you don't.

you'll live a happier life =]

When I was a kid

I remember, when I was a kid, my brother used to con me that

is the same as

So for God knows how long, I've been eating Mamee Goreng when my brother was avidly devouring the true Mamee Monster noodle snacks.

and no one bothered to correct me. FML

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Sometimes, we have to learn our lessons the hard way.

And all these hurdles in life

as long as they don't kill you

they will set a precedent

that will save/guide you in the next round to come

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.

3 churches burnt down?!

Again, I write this in no offense to my country's government and all religion- followers

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Muslims overthrew a court decision of allowing non-Muslims to refer to their God as Allah.

I think this is only a really really really really stupid decision from the high court because,

Gee, use your brain =S

why would I wanna shout out Jessica Alba's name when my true love is Britney Spears?

But,

What?! 3 churches burnt down?!

hey Cmon la,

If those idiots choose to call Jessica Alba Britney Spears,

why condemn when you can

Let them be and make fun of them?

why make such a big fuss out of it?

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I'm curious

Where did the idea even come from?

And regarding the campaign 1Malaysia.

Like, if the Malaysian Govt. has nothing better to do,

take a stroll around town to see how fucked up it is

or just sleep. Yea we know.

But PLEASE don't create another laughing stock for the world like Malaysia Boleh.

I beg you

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Anyway,

I know what you guys are thinking.

No, I didn't burn down those churches. Thou it would have been quite cool.

Fire is fun. You have no idea.

And you know why I'd never be the culprit of this church bombing?!

(Besides the fact that I'm in the UK)

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As much as I hate religions,

As much a radical atheist as I am,

=]

I'd never burn down a hot chicks assembly point.

Amen

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And once again, the world has proven me right:

Religious controversies will not come to a compromise but religious frictions, hence religious wars.

And one thing will always lead to another. Like how one man's death (Ferdinand's) at the hands of a Serbian nationalist secret society has massively led to World War I.

Soon this is going to kindle all other unresolved issues not only between the Muslims and the non-Muslims, but also between Chinese, Malay, Indian who all subscribe to different religions, and then from there it will be dilated to cultural frictions, ethnicity affairs, and the last evolution: national conflicts.

And there you go! World War III !

New movie idea for the next generation. awesome.

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I wish I had more time to blog about this. But exams are coming. So I'm going to leave now w my last words

Burn down every church/temple/ mosque if you have to.

But please don't bomb City Harvest church =(

Because that's the church me and Poh Geok go to.

And feel free to burn down the mosque near my house.

But I doubt you'll ever gonna do that. Humans are so shallow at times.

Can you blame anyone?

I still think Titanic is the best love story ever told.

I'm very fond of the part where Rose jumped off the lifeboat at the cost of her own life, for that one sole reason of reuniting w her loved one, Jack. Although in the end Rose was rescued, it clearly was a suicidal move, and I have to respect Rose for the courage to brave the consequences of her action.

Anyway, I wanna point out something.

As we all know, Rose left her fiance, Caledon and embarked on a relationship w Jack. But,

Can you blame Rose for leaving Cal, in pursuit of her freedom, her dreams, to do what she been longing to do?

Can you blame Jack for offering Rose another trail, in which would probably grant Rose true happiness?

Or would you choose to blame Cal for his insensitivity towards Rose, and being the reason for Rose's bondage to upper-class etiquette?

Can you say Rose cheated on Cal?

Can you say Jack stole Rose away?

My point is, when a relationship shatters, one tend to blame not himself/ herself, but other parties.

'That ungrateful bitch left me for another guy"

"That disrespectful twatface stole my girlfriend away"

Please, if you have been the best lover around, if you have been making your girl/guy happy, if you have given them everything they wanted, I don't see why they would leave you at the first place.

So please, nobody stole your lover away. They walked away in their right conscious. Perhaps when you are too busy blaming others, use the time to take a good hard look at yourself and see what went crooked.

Maybe you have been too controlling?

Maybe you have trust issues?

Maybe your dick is too tiny ?

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Sometimes I wonder, will I be able to love as deeply as Jack?

I think I will. In fact, I'm pretty sure I will. The only thing I'm unsure about is that, weather I will ever meet a girl who would jump off the lifeboat for me.

Sometimes, you have sooo many things to do, that you end up doing nothing at all.

uhhhh. I'm doomed.

The Sacred Lychee Phoenix

Ingredients:

Phoenix leg w skin

1 can of the Sacred Holy Lychee

Butter

Marinade:

Rose Wine (this is updated later: please don't use rose wine, it's too strong for chicken. use rice wine. sorry my bad)

Oyster Sauce

Sesame Oil

Sugar

Maggi Liquid Seasoning

Sauce:

Lychee Juice

2 table spoon of tomato

2.5 teaspoon of sugar

1.5 teaspoon of honey

0.5 teaspoon of corn flour

Add a lil bit of water

You might wanna ask, how much Lychee juice to use? I don't know, how much does this look like to you?

Strategy:

1) Marinade the chicken. Coat w corn flour. You can crack an egg if you want to make it come out nicer. And then rub it like you are massaging the boobs.

2) Heat up the pan. When the oil starts bubbling, toss in some butter. Then fry the chicken until it's brown. If you cracked an egg beforehand your chicken should look a bit more like golden brown like my natural skin colour. Control fire to medium-high.

3) Meanwhile you can check my facebook. I've uploaded some cool videos.

4) Remove the chicken, leave a bit oil in the pan. Then pour in the sauce and boil. After awhile when the sauce start to get sticky (or thick, whichever way you'd put it), put in the chicken and mix them well for a couple of minutes.

5) Say grace.

Tiny, Almighty

New Year's Confession

By Misha

2009 was a year of hugenormous,all-for-the-better changes (made after all of yang sik's nagging and "u cant blame the monkey's trainer metaphors lol), and i must especially thank u yang sik (and jo) for opening my chinese eyes, wouldnt be where i am now,this happy happy happy, without u two. my chennai princess and chinaman!

Yang Sik, off the top of my head, thank u for all the lovely meals u prepared, thank u for walking with me to the hospital in the freezing cold and drizzle, thank u for wearing the things i forced u to on my birthday =) , thanks for calling me at 9.30 p.m. during my internship and saying "omg u pitiful fucker!!!" (it is my poor lil fucker la -YgGuo)

im sorry for the times i told u off (yes im a bitch,and at times a real brat), im sorry for the times i nagged at u to the point u told me i acted like a mom, im sorry i closed the freezer with ur head still in it, im sorry i imitate u all the time(its just too damn funny to stop u know? lol), im sorry i accidentally shoved the girl u were successfully hitting on onto the floor.



Most of all, im sorry for the "heels" incident, i never would have asked u of that favour if i knew of its consequences. how i wish i could do something to fix things.



im also sorry i havent been skyping u much since i came home, but do know that ure always in my thoughts,AAWWWWWWW!! but seriously, everything is related to some sohai joke we've made lol.


i can no longer look at my dog without laughing, u and ur "omg i love it when dogs lick my toes" before proceeding to stick ur foot into the her face.

as for the new year resolutions, i know ure not planning to have any, but maybe, when i cant hear u and i ask u to repeat urself, u could do that instead of going "haaaaaaaaaaih never mind la never mind la", and cubalah untuk kurangkan kebencian awak terhadap kawan kawan putih saya =)

i'd write about everyone else, but since yang sik is the only one with a blog who wrote about me and gave me the password to his blog a few months ago plus i need beeeauty sleep too bad la lol maybe next time, i love u all!

p.s:

jon and i missed u extra much on new year's, but its cool cos i had ur share of the alcohol (no worries,did not get drunk,that is soooo year 2007)

AND if it wasnt for my early retirement, the best wingman would be ME!!

Resolutions? Or not.

1st of January 2010

I woke up w a massive hangover. I opened up the window to let the sunlight flood in. I sat by the window, light my cigarette, sprinkled some chocolate powder I borrowed from my flatmate over the coffee.

2009 wasn't a smooth sailing one. Some walked in, some walked out, it all happened so quickly. But it has been quite eventful, to say the least. It was only then I've met Misha, became good friends again w Jason, made handcraft cards for my ex, stopped playing the guitar, and etc.

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Sean has once wisely told me, that the decision you make today makes who you are tomorrow.

But there's also so much truth on the contrary, that we are not necessarily guaranteed a tomorrow, and everyday you lived is a gift.

Now that I had make it through the next year, as I sat down and ready to scribble down a set of resolutions for 2010, it suddenly hit me.

What was my 2009 resolution?

Have I achieved what I set out to be?

What exactly did I wish for?

It intrigues me that I can't even remember any of these. It makes me wonder, that these resolutions, are they just some occasional bout we like to do at the beginning of the year, that it eventually falters along the way and we let them slip our mind in time? Are we even serious about these deliberations, choices, decisions we spent forever to make as we brisk through our lives?

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365 days ago, I never thought I would be in UK, studying under a college 9499 miles away from my ex.

365 days ago, I never thought I would cry hysterically again (due to another reason mind you).

365 days ago, I never thought I would be working in an English bar. And for other thousands of events, happened anyway when I least expected.

If you asked me a week before or so, I would have been able to give you a full list of changes I wanna make in 2010, but right now, at this point, if you were to ask me the same question again, I really don't know what to say.

Fortunately, however much it drifted from its designated trail, 2009 has been quite looking up for me. I have true friends who never failed to be there for me, and I have had a set of memorable events that happened along the way.

Maybe that's how life is supposed to be.

I realized we never wind up exactly where we wanted to be. Maybe, while we constantly try our best to change our lives, we should instead let it run its own course. This imperfection of life, that we'll never know what lies ahead of us, makes our lives so interesting and beautiful.

So on second thought, instead of jotting down my new year's resolutions here, I've decided to write about the things that I'm grateful for that happened in 2009.

Misha, thank you for your never ending support, you guided me from rights and wrongs, although I may have seem stubborn at times but I do deliberate over your words seriously. I just don't do it when you are not around. And now that you aren't anywhere near me, everything seems to be revolving around you. Maybe, the reason why I even bought that yellow squarish jacket is because it reminds me of you and I missed you so much.

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Ye Vonn, I cant live w/o your cosy hugs and those lil messages from you that never failed to make the rest of my day. I love driving all the way to your house to have that 10 minutes conversation outside your gate, and I was very touched when I watched you rummaged the whole kitchen to look for something 'chinese' to cook to please my extremely chinese oriented appetite. Love you!

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(As much as it seems, this is not an after-sex photo)

Rianne, I remember there was once I lost your Math exam paper. I thought I'd be a dead man. But I was so surprised that you weren't mad at me. Contrarily, you patted on my shoulder and asked me not to worry about it. And ever since then, you were still willing to lend me your notes although you clearly know it would come back crumpled. I can't emphasize enough how grateful I felt, thank you for helping me all these while, I really appreciate that. Love*

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Weather they like it or not, I never really bother about the people around me while I smoke. But somehow, in front you, when you give me that look, I'd automatically put my cig back into my box. Sometimes, I ask myself why?

I think, unlike all other people, you sincerely want me to change, not for your own interest but for my own welfare. You brought me to church, you tried to change your entire weekend's plans just so you could keep me company in the church. You've done a fabulous job Sarah, thank you =] (I hope you had fun when people thought I was your boyfriend! XD)

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For the first time someone actually gotten me something that I really desired for my birthday present, but I have to say I'm fucking sorry to lose it lah! Hahaha! I felt fucking bad also la you have no idea.

And bro, it was fun picking up chicks w you! I still remember the first time we picked up chicks together. It was at One Utama. We were so overdressed, we used the movie opener and we both got rejected fatally hahaha!

There are so many things to mention that I don't even know where to start! We burned down the whole neighborhood garden, you graciously welcomed me to your loft when I ran away from my house, cooked me a very delicious steak, brought us to setiawan and rented a pimp ride, and you almost fucked us all up by fucking up that car when you drove it to a fucking dead end and there was no room to even make a 2 point turn LOL!

Life wouldn't be the same w/o you Sean, it would be smooth sailing, but fucking plain dead boring. I'm grateful to have you in my life man, so thank you Sean =]

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Jason, you are a fucking idiot. You piss me off so much at times (you know what you did). But most of all, I can't believe that you actually succeeded in talking me into doing those quirky and eccentric stuffs you do for living. Driving to Genting for a smoke, running away from One Utama security guards for drifting in One Utama open air car park, and you even encouraged me to speed up which in the end result in car crash!

But then in the end of the day, we'd sit in BU McD and laugh at our own ass-es, or we'd chill at Banana Leaf and think what stupid thing to do next.

"What a chilling song to crash lol!"

If it weren't for you, I wouldn't find out that DimSum session at 6am can be so cool. There would have been a lot less laughter in my life. I love you Jason. xoxo

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This is the best memory I have had w Chia Chern.

Ps: Check out 1:00, 1:50, and 2:15.

At the end of college, I remember that we both said we'll miss each other because we wont be meeting each other anytime soon, seeing the fact that he lives like one thousand miles away from my place.

But we were wrong. Because we have had so many road trips together ever since then. We went to Setiawan, to Penang, we drove down to Puchong to binge on 'Lok lok' and tong shui. We go to the gym together, which pretty much always followed by a Left Four Dead session at the Rock Cafe nearby.

I never thought we would be this close, and I'm glad that it happened. I'd still be that small skeletal skinny and bonny guy if it wasn't for you to push me in the gym, and thanks for all the support you give not only in the gym but also during all the hard times I face, thanks for being such a wonderful friend Chern =]

It's a lot of fun just by watching him being his stupid self.

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In my whole life, I have had only one epic fight, and it was set up by this smoking motherfucker.

Back in high school, I had to walk around school w a patch of colourful paint/glue on my trouser butt because of this twatface. Ivan would put me in constant fear when he sat around me because he'd swing his fist and land it on my shoulder on his random whim. He'd put me into all sorts of trouble, and laughs at my ass as he watches me from behind.

But as idiotic as his nature, he is actually a silent helper. Ironically, he's also the first man on scene when I needed help. He was the first one who came to fetch me when I ran away from my house, first one who came when I crashed my car, and surprised me when he came to send me off at the airport. It all meant a lot to me, thank you bro =]

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I don't have a picture w you so I used this.

This guy is a fucking bad mouth, and it is almost impossible to beat him in a verbal brawl because this motherfucker wins arguments to make a living. Yes, he's a lawyer.

Anyway, I'm very grateful that you have jump through hoops to help me in many ways. I have to say, my english would have not been this good if it wasn't for you, and the car crash would have been tougher on me if it wasn't for you to guide me through every step.

The times where we chilled at Rhasta, shared intellectual views about life where dumbasses can only listen and wonder, having midnight pool sessions and killing zombies together, you brought me to awesome parties, what can I say? It is a privilege to have known you, and I'm glad that Misha is settling for you, and thanks for everything =]

Anyway Jon, You'll never beat me in pool, suck it up and deal w it.

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The last but not the least, Alvaro and Tamara! The latest best friends I've made in UK!

All the people that I've met in UK, I feel that they are only my drinking/ clubbing partners, and apart from that we are totally on a different wavelenght.

But these two are different from the rest, they are one of the fewest people that I could actually clique or connect w. Dinners, shopping, clubbing, and everything else have become so much merrier w the both of you. And I love those 'random walk in to have a cig', sharing our favorite songs and often it's a shocker that we actually have so much in common!

My life in UK wouldn't be as much fun w/o the both of you, and I'm looking forward to our trip to Amterdam!! And I'll definitely stop by at your country before I leave for Malaysia, and I expect the both of you to do the same =]

If I've ever spent money on tattoo, it would be your fault too.

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There are so many more people to talk about, but I've spent too long on this blog and I am fatigue. For those who I have never mentioned in this blog, don't take it the wrong way. I'm honestly very grateful for your existence. When I'm back to Malaysia, be prepared guys. It's a party marathon for us ;)

Happy new year everyone! May you have a pleasant year ahead!