When I was a kid

I remember, when I was a kid, my brother used to con me that

is the same as

So for God knows how long, I've been eating Mamee Goreng when my brother was avidly devouring the true Mamee Monster noodle snacks.

and no one bothered to correct me. FML

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Sometimes, we have to learn our lessons the hard way.

And all these hurdles in life

as long as they don't kill you

they will set a precedent

that will save/guide you in the next round to come

The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.