One of the most hated facebook users

I was using facebook.

I saw this chick, seemingly quite chun. And so I clicked on her profile.

Bio	♥ ♥ ♥ If u knw me plz give me a msg to my inbox so that i will approve u..if nt i will ignore ya..sorry for the trouble-ing my Friend ...♥ i wont approve those who i really dont knw at all..apologize here..♥

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What are you trying to tell people?

♥♥Kindly submit a more formal petition that is by facebook message so I can ascertain that you really know me ♥♥♥. Follow this procedure or sorry la ok I will ignore you because you know, I'm a fucking bimbo ♥♥. I will not approve any acquaintances because they don't deserve to be tortured by my bimboticness. I hereby saying sorry for my bimboticness ♥

I hope I will bump into you somewhere.

Because

You'll make my day. And probably my night. I can count on your

stupidity.

=]

Manchester Pride

Shaddup. Manchester is the best.

I love Manchester so much that I decided to fail my exam on purpose, just so I could travel back to the UK in August.

To witness this particular event exclusive to Manchester.

Manchester Pride is an annual lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) festival, traditionally held over the August Bank Holiday weekend celebration held in the city of Manchester, United Kingdom.

It is one of the longest running in the country and attracts thousands of visitors to the city's Gay Village, which centres around Canal Street, each year. The event comprises a Pride march, and several days of various arts, music and cultural events all over the city as well as a festival during the August bank holiday weekend within the gay village itself.

I went w a friend, Noel who also decided to fail his exam on purpose.

We were half an hour earlier before the event started, yet the venue was already swamped w many people.

The event kicked off w Gandalf leading at the front row. But I did not take pic of him because obviously I did not expect him to be there at all as I had no fucking clue that Gandalf was gay until Noel told me.

Holy fuck.

Instead, I was expecting Lady Gaga.

But no, she didn't show up.

I laughed my ass off when I saw this one.

Air Asia stewardesses! Ha!

Rainbow flag representing Gaypride.

At the end of the day, they passed all the gay symptoms to me. I talked dirty w Noel the whole night.

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我在讲废话

也许我的英文谈吐能力太强

或许是我的皮肤太白

很多人都以为我是香蕉人

可是当我说我是个鸡那伯

你一定要相信我

因为

就连我的iTunes，有很多很多

都是你不会听过的华语歌曲

我不喜欢被认为是香蕉人

因为

当你的中文造诣明明就高人一筹

某个鸡败却没有由来地叫你 banana

你是不是会被炸到

所以为了避免误解

我特地把头发染了很啦啦的颜色

当然

我还是会被人指指点点

‘Look at that Dvd seller'

这样反而更好

因为当这些看扁你的人跟你说话时

你只需一开口

你的谈吐将把他们击得无地自容

这种感觉很爽

因为到最后

不管他人对你有什么印象

最重要是你怎样看你自己

BIGGEST BITCH SLAP ON THE FACE.

I always think you are beautiful.

And honestly, when I heard you got a new boyfriend, it still hurt a lil bit inside.

Then I went to your facebook.

Because I wanted to know who's this lucky guy

who has been so competent to win your heart over

and I was anticipating...

He must have a magnificent car that I do not own. You always

have a thing for sports car.

He must have a lucrative career, if not, an impressive academic

qualification to which I do not have.

Or, at the very least, he must be drop dead gorgeous.

And then I stumbled upon this dude.

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My initial thought was, damn, stalkers nowadays are really hideous.

I wonder to myself, does this stalker really think he looks damn yeng here?

Also, I felt really bad for him.

(For it's the saddest thing on earth not knowing that the people who you think envy you are in actuality, think you are a complete fucktard)

Out of curiosity, I clicked on his page, to understand how this

Chinese Frankenstein can fit into normal human's circle...

And then I stumbled upon this pic,

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And I was like,

whoah Chinese Frankenstein, trying to get some lovin' too huh?

chuckled*

Then suddenly, something occurred to me.

'No no no no no no, ygsik, no no no no no no.... It can't be him...' my senses told me,

'She's not like that.'

I continued to the next page.

STUNNED.

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Turned out I thought too highly of you.

My eyes dilated. My breathing stopped.

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To tell you the truth, when I saw this picture, I was FURIOUS.

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Seriously honey, WHAT THE FUCK?

You left me for a fucking midget?!?!?!?

who smokes MENTHOL?

But a few minutes later, I started ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.

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I really don't know what to say, love. But you can tell your Frankenstein boyfriend

NOT TO WORRY.

Because I wont be chasing after you.

Your attractiveness has just taken a nosedive to zero.

And after this post, if you and your Frankenstein boyfriend intend to come after me like your previous ex boyfriend, you know exactly how to find me.

But on the safe side, please make a mental note to yourselves,

I have Van Helsing. HAHA!