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Look. When you study abroad, you'll meet many people of different ethnicity: British, Colombians, Spanish, English, Chinese etc. BUT, there's only one and only one ethnicity that sticks out from the rest, because people of that particular ethnicity share a very conspicuous trait:
Kauum pertamah yg saye kata tadi, hui dei fucking mou lou sohai dou yiu sei man!! (google translate it, if you can!)
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If you wanna go out and get trashed, drink your beer from your shoe, puke all over your bed, lei yiu zhou gai, lei yiu zhong STD, that is COMPLETELY FINE w me you know.
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BUT DON'T YOU FUCKING PEE IN THE COMMON ROOM WHERE IT ALSO BELONGS TO OTHER INTELLECTUAL HUMAN BEING LIKE ME!
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It was too late. The puddle of piss has already evaporated. Now they have to change the whole carpet.
But this is not the best part. Behold.....
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New fucking beer bottles from the following night!
Like, how the fuck on earth can you have another party in that kind of rubbish dump besieged by piss everywhere?!
Like, how fucking stupid can you get?!
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