Are you from China?

If you are a typical China-man ( which is something you should be proud of ), you';;

1. You’ll haggle over something that is not negotiable.

1. Your toothpaste tubes are squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away.

1. You have been taught that wasting food is a sin, and every single grain of rice that is left in the bowl correspond to the amount of pimples/ fractures your future partner has

1. You realized the food taste better when you eat it in a bowl with chopsticks.
   

1. There is no fucking way you can have indo mee for proper meals. It has to be pure wholesome authentic genuine Chinese cuisine

1. You are a math genius.

1. You twirl your pen around your fingers

If you have all of the above, you can be my soul mate =]