Thursday, April 30

Are you from China?

If you are a typical China-man ( which is something you should be proud of ), you';;


  1. You’ll haggle over something that is not negotiable.

  1. Your toothpaste tubes are squeezed paper-thin before they are thrown away.

  1. You have been taught that wasting food is a sin, and every single grain of rice that is left in the bowl correspond to the amount of pimples/ fractures your future partner has

  1. You realized the food taste better when you eat it in a bowl with chopsticks.

  1. There is no fucking way you can have indo mee for proper meals. It has to be pure wholesome authentic genuine Chinese cuisine

  1. You are a math genius.

  1. You twirl your pen around your fingers


If you have all of the above, you can be my soul mate =]



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