Misha messaged me in msn. We were doing our assignments.
Misha: my fucking dad is pissed drunk and he called me to pick him up then his phone died
fucking stupid man
now im just gonna wait for a call from the police or hosp
or wait and see a wrecked car in the garage
Me: are u sure?
why didn he call
quite cool right
Misha: because my mom will scream and freak out like wht shes doing now
at least u dont have to worry about
Me:
i bet this is his 100th times d
so chill
Misha: yea actually im not worried
car has airbags
(Next round)
Me: STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESS STRESSS
I deeply need my emotion tank to be filled now
And she hasn’t reply my text yet @.@
Misha: DO
Me: I AM FUCKIGN DOING MY ESSAY
i just wana whine abit
Misha: ok let me give u something to look forward to la ok
after class tomo im going lingerie shopping wanna come with me lol
Me: lingerie? i'll look like a sohai ok
i know u wana get it to turn your bf on right
Misha: oh honey
i dont need lingerie to turn him on ok
like the other day i was just showing him my new swimsuit and he was hard already
sigh I’m just too hot
bet she never has those effects on u
lol
Me: pls la she is like 1mil times hotter than u
u mentioned her and my dick is hard d
Misha: LOL
yea
doeant take much to lift something small up right
LOL
Me: WTF
LOL
WTF MAN
LOL LOL LOL LOL
THIS IS TOO MUCH
SAY WTR U LIKE LA I’M STIL NOT GOING TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS TO PROVE HIS FURY LA K
a clear conscience laughs at false accusation
Misha: WOW
WHAT A POWERFUL STATEMENT
Me: like my anaconda dick
lol
fuck off la small boobs
Misha: eh*
omg
wanna insult, pick something tht is true pls?
whole world knows i have UNsmall boobs
Me: they duno that inside is a push up bra
Misha: the only thing pushing up in my bra is my lovely breasts
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