2) My brother is not hotter than me.
3) I buy my own cigarettes.
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4) I will watch Gossip Girls w you.
5) I will appreciate your boobs, regardless of their sizes.
6) I listen to Westlife.
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7) I hate Justin Bieber.
8) I can cook.
9) My roasted honey chicken will blow your mind.
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10) I put down the toilet lid after use.
11) My indo mie is the shizzle.
12) My fried egg's yolk never breaks.
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11) I'm not a virgin.
12) I know how to respect your clit.
13) I will listen to all your problems.
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14) I will never ask you to meet my parents.
15) I recycle.
16) I do charity on a regular basis.
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17) I will deem your bimbotic moments cute.
18) You will look good in my shirt.
19) I will watch the same movie twice just because you haven't watched it.
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20) I am learning how to tie a cherry stem w my tongue.
21) I take charge in bed.
22) My dick is long enough to choke you.
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23) I will pay for your meals.
24) I can get you and your friends into Zouk w/o incurring any costs.
25) I celebrate Valentines' Day.
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26) I will still kiss you even when you have fever.
27) I know handcuffs aren't just for cops.
28) I smoke up.
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29) I'm open for sex after weed.
30) No one will hit you again.
31) I will remember your birthday.
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32) I will remember your parents' birthday.
33) I will not ask you to do my assignment.
34) I can give kick ass massage.
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35) You are cooler than all my ex girlfriends.
36) I do dishes.
37) I will not fuck your friends.
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38) I look hot when I wear pink.
39) I will kill the spiders for you.
40) We can watch your movie first.
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41) I can reverse park at first attempt.
42) I speak 6 languages.
43) I always understate my earnings.
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44) Take as long as you want, I can wait.
45) I don't cheat.
46) I will buy you expensive bags just so you can piss them off.
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47) You are hotter and smarter than everyone I know.
48) My family is just as fucked up as yours.
49) I genuinely do not have a girlfriend.
50) I'm good at crossing roads.
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