Speaking of Which...: August 2009

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On the 15th of August, Saturday night, I was at Maison w my usual clique. I did what I do best w my manhood, my game was slick and I successfully picked up a 7.5 hot chick.
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We were happily texting each other and shit, and the following week, we scheduled a meet up on Monday night at Sunway Pyramid.
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When I arrived at Sunway Pyramid, I buzzed her.

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Me: Hey where you at?
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7.5: I’m at Kim Gary. You are checking out the movies showtime right? I’m coming now.
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Me: No, no. Stay there I’ll come up to you.

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So I dashed like sonic. But when I hit Parkson, I slowed down, deliberately walked my way to Kim Gary in a cool + steady demeanor so I won’t came off seeming desperate. As I stepped outside of Parkson, I looked around but I don’t see her presence. So I gave her another buzz.

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Me: I’m at Kim Gary already but I don’t see you…
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And then all of sudden, one blue creature popped up in front of my face, waving merrily at me w her cell phone held high up beside her ears. At that very moment, my initial skyrocketed expectation has quickly taken a massive nosedive. FUCK! I wished I could duck behind those nearby ATM machines and become invisible man! But I realized I wouldn't make it in time and I was the only guy there who was also talking on the phone. At that point I really just want to tell her “Hey, let’s just call it a night la’ and fuck off. But I know it couldn’t be helped. FML
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So the whole night I was spending my quality time w a lousy 3.5. I asked her,

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Me: Have you had your dinner yet?
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3.5: Yeap. You?
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Me: (Thank God) Yea. Shall we get a drink first?
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3.5: Ok lahh. Up to you lohh. But I tell iu first ar, I don’t like sweet drinks wan leh, especially coke ar…sprite ar… soft drinks la!
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Me: …
I wanted to bring her to McD.
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Fuck la. Now the only places left are those really classy ones like TGIF, Italiannies, Zanmai and blah. And after all the toing and froing, we ended up in Tony Roma’s. @#$#$%^*&*&$
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We sat down. I really just want to order iced kosong and get it done w. But I didn’t want to look like a cheapo, especially in front of the workers here because I might need to bring some Real hot chick here someday. So I ordered an average iced lemon tea. She ordered a freaking luxurious Pina Corlada shit that she enjoyed avidly w/o a pain. Bugger. I don’t really remember the name, but I do remember that she also avidly associated me w a bill worth of 25 bucks. KANINEH!
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If there’s one thing I learnt in life, it would be to always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them. So I asked her nicely.
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Me: This is actually very sweet. How do you like it?
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3.5: It’s veli nice leh!
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Me: You said u don’t like anything sweet soft drinks right? Then do you drink it pure in the clubs?
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3.5: Aiya! Clubbing different ma!
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Me: (@#@#$%^^&&)
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In the table, she was aggravating the situation by waffling about how I made a better night for her in Maison. Fucking adding salt to my wound.
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As a student who studies Economics, it would be a shame if I achieved Allocation Inefficiency, a situation in which resources are inefficiently allocated, which will then result in complete resources redundancies. I’m not going to invest my money inefficiently on something that I don’t even want to admit knowing.

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I know I have to do something about it. I know, right there and then, that I have to devise some kind of genius plan to avoid further severe damage on my wallet.
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Me: You know what? We shouldn’t watch The Proposal. Since you already watched it before and it would be very selfish of me to ask you to watch it again.
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By the lack of understanding, this bitch thought I was actually being considerate.
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3.5: Oh! It’s ok! I don’t mind watching it again w iu! The show is veli nice also ma!
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Me: But it will bore you! No one laughs at the same jokes after the second time!
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3.5: HAHA! Why iu sooo farnie wan? I wont feel boring wan la! I say it’s ok lok haiyo.
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Attempt failed. I tried to make myself feel better by looking on the brighter side; at least I don’t have to endure the sight of her for 1 and a half hour.
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So at TGV, thanks to the motherfucker who asked me whether I want to get a couple seat anot, I spent extra 24 bucks on the tickets. After that I just pretended that the popcorn shop doesn’t exist and quickly strutted past it. But still, my heart was bleeding profusely over the freaking couple seat tickets. I also feel degraded being seen as her lover. Anyhow, things were finally starting to look up a lil bit.
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Firstly, the partition was down. Meaning there will be something in between us to prevent her from taking advantage of me, and I didn’t have to reciprocate if she wants to get physical w me.
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Secondly, my frustration was partially superseded when another couple came in and sat beside us.
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Scenario 1
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Girl 7: Can I put my drinks here?
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Me: But I scared I might accidentally steal it and drink it.
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Girl 7: Haha!
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Me: You know what? Go ahead, but you have to let me rest my elbow here later in the movie ok?
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Girl 7: Haha sure!

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Scenario 2
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The movie started. About half an hour later, I saw her resting her elbow on the partition. So I placed my elbow there and intentionally touched hers, and then pulled it back.

Me: (Sorry!)
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Girl 7: (It’s ok!)
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Me: (giggles*)
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Girl 7: (giggles*)
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Scenario 3
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This time, our elbows were already touching, our body slightly leaning towards each other, and our knees collided occasionally, under our dates’ noses.
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I was dying to get a number closed from her because it was an unprecedented event, I mean, how often do you get a chick that would conspire w you against her boyfriend who’s in thee cinema watching a movie w her? And the things that are most fun to do, are those that you shouldn’t be doing. I'm pretty sure that she is taking the bait, but to ascertain that I’m not being perasan, I pulled of this test.
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I waited for a scene that is not funny at all, and I chuckled. She followed up w laughter. Indicator of interest.

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But in the end, I sat there and did nothing. I did not know how to pull off that kind of number close. Sean said I should have just passed my phone to her secretly. Damnit.
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After the movie, I sent her back and wished her goodnight. Hung out w Sean after that to let him laugh his ass off at my face. FML
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So, what did I get that night? A goodbye hug along w her stank ass breath, a text from her and a lesson. Her text was: Hey..thanks for the movie..i’m glad that we had a great outing 2day. Although we din talk much. R u the shy type that’s y u din talk much? Or I’m not ur type so u din talk much.. hehe..kidding la. Take it easy. Anyway. Thanks. Nite.

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I answered the formal.
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And what did I learn from that night’s lesson? Always bring a torch light to club for precautionary measure.
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