Sunday, November 6

Reasons as to why you would want to be my girlfriend

1) My sister is not hotter than you.

2) My brother is not hotter than me.

3) I buy my own cigarettes.

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4) I will watch Gossip Girls w you.

5) I will appreciate your boobs, regardless of their sizes.

6) I listen to Westlife.

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7) I hate Justin Bieber.

8) I can cook.

9) My roasted honey chicken will blow your mind.

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10) I put down the toilet lid after use.

11) My indo mie is the shizzle.

12) My fried egg's yolk never breaks.

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11) I'm not a virgin.

12) I know how to respect your clit.

13) I will listen to all your problems.

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14) I will never ask you to meet my parents.

15) I recycle.

16) I do charity on a regular basis.

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17) I will deem your bimbotic moments cute.

18) You will look good in my shirt.

19) I will watch the same movie twice just because you haven't watched it.

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20) I am learning how to tie a cherry stem w my tongue.

21) I take charge in bed.

22) My dick is long enough to choke you.

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23) I will pay for your meals.

24) I can get you and your friends into Zouk w/o incurring any costs.

25) I celebrate Valentines' Day.

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26) I will still kiss you even when you have fever.

27) I know handcuffs aren't just for cops.

28) I smoke up.

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29) I'm open for sex after weed.

30) No one will hit you again.

31) I will remember your birthday.

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32) I will remember your parents' birthday.

33) I will not ask you to do my assignment.

34) I can give kick ass massage.

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35) You are cooler than all my ex girlfriends.

36) I do dishes.

37) I will not fuck your friends.

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38) I look hot when I wear pink.

39) I will kill the spiders for you.

40) We can watch your movie first.


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41) I can reverse park at first attempt.

42) I speak 6 languages.

43) I always understate my earnings.

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44) Take as long as you want, I can wait.

45) I don't cheat.

46) I will buy you expensive bags just so you can piss them off.

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47) You are hotter and smarter than everyone I know.

48) My family is just as fucked up as yours.

49) I genuinely do not have a girlfriend.

50) I'm good at crossing roads.

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